One Jump to Paradise OCEANFRONT HOUSE OWNERSHIP GUIDE
2 1. BUILDING A SEAFRONT HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A WIN-WIN STRATEGY FOR FINDING THE "BEST PLACE UNDER THE SUN" AROUND FOR A COUPLE OF THOUSAND YEARS. And this is its main disadvantage. Overpayments for a land plot or a seafront house reach 300...600% compared to those 300 meters from the sea You can no longer build a simple BEACH HUT or a log LAKE CABIN - you have to match the sky-high PRICETAG. You are not building a Dream House, but following "sound investment practices." You are constantly looking back at the crowd tastes, fashion trends and famous architectural names, so that the house can be resold whenever you want to get back the annual budget of Albania invested in it. 2. WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN A SEAFRONT HOUSE? A HOUSE ABOVE THE WATER - A ZERO LINE HOUSE. The main advantage of this location is that renting a water area [on average worldwide] costs 4% of renting the land plot of the same area on the shore. The difference in investments in the land plot being built up may exceed the cost of the house itself. And the number of water plots available is 10-100 times higher than that of land plots put up for sale. AND IN 99% OF CASES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEMOLISH ANYTHING! 3. THE DIFFERENCE IN THE PRICE FOR RENTING A WATER AREA - PAYS OFF ALL THE TECHNICAL AND LEGAL DIFFICULTIES MANY TIMES OVER! Sweet Home
3 OCEAN VIEW - You won't have two identical views from the window, you will find out that the sea wave and the sky have more shades than you can remember. IODINE AIR - the smell of iodine and drying seaweed awakens the ancient magic of our forefathers in us. PRIVATE BEACH - a truly private mini-beach, protected from casual glances and loitering people. MILLION DOLLARS SUNSET - there is no picture more epic than a sea sunset. You can look at this riot of colors forever. 4. WHAT WILL YOU GET?
4 TIDE WHISPER – the eternal breath of the Ocean, the rhythm that dominates everything on Earth. 10 minutes after you will forget about the hustle and bustle of the city. SEAFOOD BBQ - our forefathers walked to Europe from Africa along the seashore. They walked for 12 thousand years, because were in no hurry - they stopped in every bay, caught and fried crabs and shrimps over a campfire. The echoes of this experience have become the legend of paradise. MORE LIFE - enjoy life in the moment as if there is an Asteroid tomorrow. STAR MEDITATION - the endless Galaxy overhead is the last thing that replaces our faith in God.
5 PROMENADE - You may not be an athlete, but you have to do 6,000 steps a day. Big Brother is watching this closely on your smartphone. You definitely won't find the better boardwalk than the beach near your house. Don't anger the security services - walk and smile. AQUABIKE RIDE - Do you need a quick adrenaline rush, but bored to play the Russian roulette? Jet ski give the perfect ratio of the actual risk to the release of hormone into the blood. PRIVATE SUNBATHING - white triangles in the bikini area proclaim you a man constrained by decency and lack of own private island. A real bohemian sunbathing naked, lying on the superyacht radar. Option B - Hydrantula. SWIMMING - Do you like broad-shouldered women with proud posture and size 42 shoes? Marry anyone (younger) - after 5 years of daily swims to the horizon and back, she will get in shape you need on her own.
6 HYDRANTULA COLUMNS quickly become overgrown with shells and algae. Depending on the region, these may be mussels or oysters. Don't forget to buy some lemon. ROMANCE is good, but utilities give scope for laziness and water treatments. HYDRANTULA TECHNOLOGY will ensure fresh water, sewerage and electricity to be available in your house.